SCENE II. THE SAME. ANOTHER STREET.

ENTER THE CORPSE OF KING Henry the Sixth, Gentlemen with halberds to guard it; Lady Anne being the mourner

Lady Anne

Set down, set down your honourable load,

If honour may be shrouded in a hearse,

Whilst I awhile obsequiously lament

The untimely fall of virtuous Lancaster.

Poor key-cold figure of a holy king!

Pale ashes of the house of Lancaster!

Thou bloodless remnant of that royal blood!

Be it lawful that I invocate thy ghost,

To hear the lamentations of Poor Anne,

Wife to thy Edward, to thy slaughter’d son,

Stabb’d by the selfsame hand that made these wounds!

Lo, in these windows that let forth thy life,

I pour the helpless balm of my poor eyes.

Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes!

Cursed be the heart that had the heart to do it!

Cursed the blood that let this blood from hence!

More direful hap betide that hated wretch,

That makes us wretched by the death of thee,

Than I can wish to adders, spiders, toads,

Or any creeping venom’d thing that lives!

If ever he have child, abortive be it,

Prodigious, and untimely brought to light,

Whose ugly and unnatural aspect

May fright the hopeful mother at the view;

And that be heir to his unhappiness!

If ever he have wife, let her he made

A miserable by the death of him

As I am made by my poor lord and thee!

Come, now towards Chertsey with your holy load,

Taken from Paul’s to be interred there;

And still, as you are weary of the weight,

Rest you, whiles I lament King Henry’s corse.

Enter Gloucester

Gloucester

Stay, you that bear the corse, and set it down.

Lady Anne

What black magician conjures up this fiend,

To stop devoted charitable deeds?

Gloucester

Villains, set down the corse; or, by Saint Paul,

I’ll make a corse of him that disobeys.

Gentleman

My lord, stand back, and let the coffin pass.

Gloucester

Unmanner’d dog! stand thou, when I command:

Advance thy halbert higher than my breast,

Or, by Saint Paul, I’ll strike thee to my foot,

And spurn upon thee, beggar, for thy boldness.

Lady Anne

What, do you tremble? are you all afraid?

Alas, I blame you not; for you are mortal,

And mortal eyes cannot endure the devil.

Avaunt, thou dreadful minister of hell!

Thou hadst but power over his mortal body,

His soul thou canst not have; therefore be gone.

Gloucester

Sweet saint, for charity, be not so curst.

Lady Anne

Foul devil, for God’s sake, hence, and trouble us not;

For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell,

Fill’d it with cursing cries and deep exclaims.

If thou delight to view thy heinous deeds,

Behold this pattern of thy butcheries.

O, gentlemen, see, see! dead Henry’s wounds

Open their congeal’d mouths and bleed afresh!

Blush, Blush, thou lump of foul deformity;

For ’tis thy presence that exhales this blood

From cold and empty veins, where no blood dwells;

Thy deed, inhuman and unnatural,

Provokes this deluge most unnatural.

O God, which this blood madest, revenge his death!

O earth, which this blood drink’st revenge his death!

Either heaven with lightning strike the murderer dead,

Or earth, gape open wide and eat him quick,

As thou dost swallow up this good king’s blood

Which his hell-govern’d arm hath butchered!

Gloucester

Lady, you know no rules of charity,

Which renders good for bad, blessings for curses.

Lady Anne

Villain, thou know’st no law of God nor man:

No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity.

Gloucester

But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

Lady Anne

O wonderful, when devils tell the truth!

Gloucester

More wonderful, when angels are so angry.

Vouchsafe, divine perfection of a woman,

Of these supposed-evils, to give me leave,

By circumstance, but to acquit myself.

Lady Anne

Vouchsafe, defused infection of a man,

For these known evils, but to give me leave,

By circumstance, to curse thy cursed self.

Gloucester

Fairer than tongue can name thee, let me have

Some patient leisure to excuse myself.

Lady Anne

Fouler than heart can think thee, thou canst make

No excuse current, but to hang thyself.

Gloucester

By such despair, I should accuse myself.

Lady Anne

And, by despairing, shouldst thou stand excused;

For doing worthy vengeance on thyself,

Which didst unworthy slaughter upon others.

Gloucester

Say that I slew them not?

Lady Anne

Why, then they are not dead:

But dead they are, and devilish slave, by thee.

Gloucester

I did not kill your husband.

Lady Anne

Why, then he is alive.

Gloucester

Nay, he is dead; and slain by Edward’s hand.

Lady Anne

In thy foul throat thou liest: Queen Margaret saw

Thy murderous falchion smoking in his blood;

The which thou once didst bend against her breast,

But that thy brothers beat aside the point.

Gloucester

I was provoked by her slanderous tongue, which laid their guilt upon my guiltless shoulders.

Lady Anne

Thou wast provoked by thy bloody mind.

Which never dreamt on aught but butcheries:

Didst thou not kill this king?

Gloucester

I grant ye.

Lady Anne

Dost grant me, hedgehog? then, God grant me too

Thou mayst be damned for that wicked deed!

O, he was gentle, mild, and virtuous!

Gloucester

The fitter for the King of heaven, that hath him.

Lady Anne

He is in heaven, where thou shalt never come.

Gloucester

Let him thank me, that holp to send him thither;

For he was fitter for that place than earth.

Lady Anne

And thou unfit for any place but hell.

Gloucester

Yes, one place else, if you will hear me name it.

Lady Anne

Some dungeon.

Gloucester

Your bed-chamber.

Lady Anne

I’ll rest betide the chamber where thou liest!

Gloucester

So will it, madam till I lie with you.

Lady Anne

I hope so.

Gloucester

I know so. But, gentle Lady Anne,

To leave this keen encounter of our wits,

And fall somewhat into a slower method,

Is not the causer of the timeless deaths

Of these Plantagenets, Henry and Edward,

As blameful as the executioner?

Lady Anne

Thou art the cause, and most accursed effect.

Gloucester

Your beauty was the cause of that effect;

Your beauty: which did haunt me in my sleep

To undertake the death of all the world,

So I might live one hour in your sweet bosom.

Lady Anne

If I thought that, I tell thee, homicide,

These nails should rend that beauty from my cheeks.

Gloucester

These eyes could never endure sweet beauty’s wreck;

You should not blemish it, if I stood by:

As all the world is cheered by the sun,

So I by that; it is my day, my life.

Lady Anne

Black night o’ershade thy day, and death thy life!

Gloucester

Curse not thyself, fair creature thou art both.

Lady Anne

I would I were, to be revenged on thee.

Gloucester

It is a quarrel most unnatural,

To be revenged on him that loveth you.

Lady Anne

It is a quarrel just and reasonable,

To be revenged on him that slew my husband.

Gloucester

He that bereft thee, lady, of thy husband,

Did it to help thee to a better husband.

Lady Anne

His better doth not breathe upon the earth.

Gloucester

He lives that loves thee better than he could.

Lady Anne

Name him.

Gloucester

Plantagenet.

Lady Anne

Why, that was he.

Gloucester

The selfsame name, but one of better nature.

Lady Anne

Where is he?

Gloucester

Here.

She spitteth at him

Why dost thou spit at me?

Lady Anne

Would it were mortal poison, for thy sake!

Gloucester

Never came poison from so sweet a place.

Lady Anne

Never hung poison on a fouler toad.

Out of my sight! thou dost infect my eyes.

Gloucester

Thine eyes, sweet lady, have infected mine.

Lady Anne

Would they were basilisks, to strike thee dead!

Gloucester

I would they were, that I might die at once;

For now they kill me with a living death.

Those eyes of thine from mine have drawn salt tears,

Shamed their aspect with store of childish drops:

These eyes that never shed remorseful tear,

No, when my father York and Edward wept,

To hear the piteous moan that Rutland made

When black-faced Clifford shook his sword...