The Well House Reader

Donald J. Gray is Culbertson Professor of English Emeritus at Indiana University. He has served as editor of College English and Victorian Studies. At Indiana University, Professor Gray received the university's Distinguished Teaching Award, its Distinguished Service Award, the President's Medal of Excellence, and the Bicentennial Medal for his distinguished service to the university.

Introduction
Part One: The Campus and the Town
"To Kirkwood Hall," Arbutus 1895
From A Hoosier Holiday, Theodore Dreiser 1916
"The Atmosphere of Indiana University, by Two Overseas Men," The Hoosier 1920
"It's in the Air," Ernie Pyle, Indiana Daily Student 1922
From The Stardust Road, Hoagie Carmichael 1946
"Visions at Midnight," Ed Savola, Folio 1945
"The Mighty Jordan," Martin Kinman, Folio 1946
"Bloomington – A Sketch," Louise Foster, Folio 1939
"Dundee of Bloomingshire," The Date 1947
"Hiawatha 1948," The Crimson Bull 1948
"Rats, Waterbuckets, and Screaming," Bob Towns, The Date 1946
"Yank on Bloomington Square," Hargis Westerfield, Folio 1947
"Small Town Hippie Comics," art by R. T. Reece, The Spectator 1969
"A Block Away From There," Erin Chapman, Canvas 2009
"Parking Lot at the Student Union," Steven Johnson, Canvas 2016-17
"Frigid Venus" Gemma Lad, Labyrinth 1992
Part Two: Students
"Extracts from a Student's Diary," William Hicks, Folio 1936
"The Simple But Touching Ballad of the Farmer Lad Who Changed," The Hoosier 1919
From Initiation, George Shively 1925
"The End of the Very First Week," Roselda Zimmerman, Folio 1937
"I Hate College Boys; I Love College Girls," The Vagabond 1924
"The College Student, Juvenile Sophisticate," Nathan Davis, The Vagabond 1926-27
"Woiking Goil," Elizabeth Flora, The Bored Walk 1931
"Won'erful Nell," Frank Smith, The Vagabond 1925
Cover, The Bored Walk, art by Shannon M. Johnson 1935
"Grasping Their Hard-Earned Sheepskins," The Bored Walk 1933
"Taking Aim," Meredith Morgan, Labyrinth 2005
"New Pens, Check," Adriana Valtierra, Collins Columns 2012
"The Best Time of My Life," Mary-Katherine Lemon, Collins Columns 2012
"Entirely Too Much Personal Information,"' Allison Neal, Collins Columns 2019
Cover, "Books That Shaped Us," art by Margaret Schnabel, Collins Columns 2019
"Books, Babes, and Best Sellers," Margaret Schnabel, Collins Columns 2019
Part Three: Faculty and Courses
"Departments," art by George Brehm, Arbutus 1903
"A Skinner Box Named Meyer," The Crimson Bull 1954
From College Humor, Don Herold 1929
"But Ted, I Didn't Know." Cover of The Bored Walk (March 1940), art by Normabelle Heiman
"Carl Eigenmann," art in Arbutus 1899
"Textbooks Unbound," Mike Schwimmer, The Crimson Bull 1954
"The Physics-ical Side of Love," Myrtle V. Schneller Folio 1944
"A Geometry Test," Sieglinde Lim, Collins Columns 1994
"Precipice," John W. Stein, Folio 1939
"25 Reasons Why You Should Attend Summer Sessions," ad in The Crimson Bull 1949
"This Is What I Do in Class." From Collins Columns, Feb. 15, 2012, art by Emily Francisco
Part Four: Romance and Sex
"For Man Is a Giddy Thing," Grace Smith, Arbutus 1903
"At the Well House," Gilbert Swaim, The Bored Walk 1932
"So Then I Said," art by Doan Helm, The Crimson Bull 1948
"Instant Idyll," Garry Emmons, Quarry 1972
"Just Friends," Tim Dohrer Labyrinth 1990
"Bloomington Lawyer," Betsy Tandy Quarry 1974
"One Night Stand," Collinda Taylor, Labyrinth 2007
"Yes, These People Exist," Emily Francisco, Collins Columns 2012
Part Five: Protests
"Our President's Origin," The Dagger 1875
"The Klu Klux Klan," The Vagabond 1924
"Dirge for the Khaki Youth," The Bored Walk 1940
"No!" Richard Reed, Folio 1939
"Education or Mass Production," Albert C. Loshe, Folio 1942
"Tolerance: Will It Be Future Perfect?" Jayne Walpole. The Date 1946
"Concerto," Bernice Cohen, Folio 1944
From The Translator, John Crowley 2002
"Oh No! CRUD Strikes Again," The Spectator 1970
Cover, The Spectator, art by R. T. Reese 1970
"Voice," Jim Carr, Quarry 1973
"The 60s in the 80s – Almost," Dave Bender, Arbutus 1987
Part Six: Departures
"Sea of Life," art by Don Herold Arbutus 1911
"On Entering the Campus," Arbutus 1915
"There's Another Side of College," Robert Smith, Arbutus 1983
"The Bird," John Shuster, Labyrinth 2000
Appendix: Student Magazines at Indiana University Bloomington
Acknowledgments