Divorced Not Dead (eBook)

'Hugely relatable!' Heat________________________________Fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Caroline James will love Divorced Not Dead, a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet!---------------We're going to need a bigger drink...Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.After leaving Twatface - her husband of twenty years - she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it's time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit - and it really is a bloody jungle out there...Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?Or - if there's any justice in the world - both?-----------------------------------------'Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!' Louise Pentland'A blast!' Daily Mail'Defiantly funny - we need more books like this!' Georgie Hall'Sex education was never like this the first time around!' Julie Ma'Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!' Shazia Mirza'A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.' Platinum'Hugely relatable!' Heat'An unfiltered, hilarious book... highly recommend!' Best'Funny, frank and loving... Enjoy!' Lesley Sharp'Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive...I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling' Kitty Wilson'Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains!' Linda's Book Bag----------------------------------------------Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead!'Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!' ?????'Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!' ?????'Made me laugh more than any book I have ever read!' ?????'A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances' ?????'A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!' ?????'It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.' ?????'Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world - warts and all!' ?????'It's so empowering!' ?????'The storyline is excellent!' ?????'Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps!' ?????