The Va Dinci Cod

'The Da Vinci Code', an adult publishing sensation of the 21st century, stars Tom Hanks in the film of the book in 2006. How can we not parody it? Go on, ask yourselves.

---

Something fishy is going on in the world of artistic scholarship. How can there possibly be a link between the hidden cod of Leonardo Da Vinci's paintings and the over fishing of the North Atlantic fish stocks? Could it be that Leonardo Da Vinci, the greatest genius of his age and inventor of the photocopier and mouse mat, had a chilling insight into European Union Fishing policies. Only one man can find out. Robert Hangdog, international scholar, master spy and action hero. Oh and Bezu Fish.