Moira Buffini: Plays 2 (eBook)
448 Seiten
Faber & Faber (Verlag)
978-0-571-32491-0 (ISBN)
Moira Buffini is one of the UK's leading scriptwriters. She has written acclaimed TV, films and plays, including The Dig (Bafta-nominated), Harlots, Jane Eyre, Tamara Drewe, Dinner and Handbagged. She co-chairs the board of trustees of Tonic, a charity which supports equality, diversity and inclusion across the performing arts . She is a fellow of the Royal Society of Literature and the Royal Society of Arts. Songlight is her debut novel. Moira lives in London.
Dinner'A cracking black comedy that has you laughing uproariously one moment and jumping with shock the next . . . For those with strong stomachs, Dinner offers a delicious feast of comedy and the macabre.' Daily TelegraphDying for It'A subversive Russian classic: one that addresses the ultimate question of "e;why live?"e;' Guardian'The play, freely adapted by Moira Buffini, presents a glorious gallery of comic types.' IndependentWelcome to Thebes'It's thrilling. Moira Buffini's strange and daring play is moving, wise, funny, horrifying . . . Full of resonances you weren't expecting, jokes you didn't see coming . . . It raises huge questions with wit.' The TimesHandbaggedWinner of the 2014 Olivier Award for Outstanding Achievement in an Affiliate Theatre'A phenomenon.' Sunday Telegraph'Perfectly pitched between the comic and the serious.' Guardian
Moira Buffini's plays include Blavatsky's Tower (Machine Room), Gabriel (Soho Theatre), Silence (Birmingham Rep), Loveplay (Royal Shakespeare Company), Dinner (National Theatre and West End), Dying for It, adapted from The Suicide by Nikolai Erdman (Almeida), A Vampire Story (NT Connections), Marianne Dreams (Almeida Theatre) and Welcome to Thebes (National Theatre). She lives in London with her husband and children.
APERITIF
A table set for a lavish dinner, surrounded by darkness.
A Waiter stands on the edge of the light. He is formally dressed and holds a chic floral arrangement.
Paige enters, dramatically attired. She approaches the Waiter.
Paige Everything you represent thrills me.
May I?
She kisses him. She puts a thickly stuffed envelope in his pocket.
Your fee
It’s all in advance as we arranged.
There won’t be any tip
So I’m relying on you to serve with grace
In silence.
When the time comes
She is interrupted.
Could you put that on the table, please?
Lars enters, wearing a smartly casual suit. The Waiter places the floral arrangement on the table. Lars is examining his trousers.
Lars I’ve got something on here
Paige (to the Waiter) In the middle
Lars Some sort of / crusty stuff. These should have been dry-cleaned
Paige The success of my evening depends upon you
Lars Why aren’t they dry-cleaned?
Paige I hope your instructions are clear
The Waiter bows. He exits.
Lars I think it might be the cat
Paige Where?
Lars There, on the leg
It’s made a stain
Paige Well, it doesn’t show
Lars Maybe I should change them
Paige You always do this to me
Lars What?
Paige I am perfectly in control of the situation. You come in harassing me with your pathetic frets and I start to panic
Lars What about?
Paige The starter
Lars What’s wrong with it?
Paige They might not understand its subtlety
Lars Your starters are always fantastic. And even if they hate it you can tell them that the main will be well worth the wait
Paige I want the main to confound them
Lars I’m sure it will
Paige It’s already ruined by that friend of yours being a vegetarian
Lars Her name’s Wynne
The Waiter enters with modish cruets. He places them on the table.
Paige It’s ludicrous coming to dinner saying ‘I can’t eat anything that’s been alive!’ She should be eating granite because even the bunny food I’m serving up for her was once alive. It wasn’t sentient; it didn’t have a soul but it photosynthesised. Perhaps I’ll point that out
Lars That would make her feel welcome, wouldn’t it?
Paige (to the Waiter) We need drinks
The Waiter exits.
I know this meal’s about your amazing brilliant success and everything, Lars, but it’s my statement. It’s my creation – like Frankenstein’s monster.
Food
It takes on a character
It looms
I’ve had sleepless nights.
Where is everyone? I said seven thirty!
Lars I expect they’ve got caught in the fog
Paige It’s so rude to be late
Lars It’s very foggy. I looked out of the window when
I was dressing and I could hardly see the pool house
Paige It shows a distinct apathy about coming, a real reluctance, as if they’d rather be in a Little Chef. They’re probably sick with dread. God, if I thought they were going to snub us, I’d kill myself
Lars What with?
Paige A gigantic pump-action shotgun
Lars What’s wrong with pills?
The Waiter enters with drinks. He approaches Paige. She takes one. He approaches Lars. He takes the other.
Paige You
Are
Lars You’re a tad overdressed, my love
The doorbell rings.
There. The fog has safely spewed up our guests
Lars is on his way to answer it.
Paige Let the waiter go
Lars I can get it
Paige It’s his job
The Waiter exits.
Lars Did you get him from the usual place?
Paige No, I found him on the internet. He had his own website
Lars A waiter with a website?
Paige It was very well designed. I was intrigued by the wording
Lars What wording?
Paige It said let me hold your coat and snicker
Lars So you don’t know him?
Paige His references were excellent. He’s a man of experience
Wynne enters, taking off cycling paraphernalia. She hands it all to the Waiter. Underneath, she is dressed in bohemian style.
Wynne God, I’m so sorry; the fog is unbelievable! I had to cycle right down the middle of the road so I could see the white line
Lars Goodness
Wynne And I was really feeling watched, you know, as if there were eyes hidden in the mist, when this moron in a Saab zoomed by and sent me swerving right into one of those gryphon things on your gateposts
Lars You poor thing
Wynne Really knocked my knee
Lars Oh no
Lars hugs her. She kisses him on the lips.
Wynne It’s so good to see you
Lars This is my wife, Paige
Wynne Paige, lovely to meet you
She kisses Paige on the cheek. The Waiter exits with Wynne’s things.
Paige Lars said you were bringing your other half
Lars Bob
Paige I’m terribly excited
Wynne Don’t be
Paige I adore politicians. The last one I met came to the door at election time. He was so persuasive I almost had his child
Wynne Um, he’s in the pub
Paige I’m sorry?
Wynne Bob
I’m afraid he’s not coming
Paige I’m devastated
He was vitally important to my interesting mix of guests
Wynne We’ve had a bit of a
We’ve just parted company
Lars Wynne, are you OK?
The Waiter enters.
Wynne He’s been seeing someone behind my back
Lars Oh no
Wynne Her name’s Pam
Lars That’s awful
Wynne She’s a temp with a crush. It’s so tacky
Lars You poor thing
Wynne Don’t be nice to me or I’ll cry
Paige You didn’t think of phoning me?
Wynne Pardon?
Paige To tell me that Bob had a new girlfriend and wasn’t going to...
Erscheint lt. Verlag | 21.12.2015 |
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Verlagsort | London |
Sprache | englisch |
Themenwelt | Literatur ► Lyrik / Dramatik ► Dramatik / Theater |
Kunst / Musik / Theater ► Theater / Ballett | |
Schlagworte | greek myths • Margaret Thatcher • Satire • Suicide • vampires |
ISBN-10 | 0-571-32491-6 / 0571324916 |
ISBN-13 | 978-0-571-32491-0 / 9780571324910 |
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