The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes

New Car Smell: While the kids are buckled down, and can't escape, these ripe and ultra-pungent puns and gags are just the thing Dad needs to keep the kids quiet on long road trips. A collection of classic dake joke belters! Brace yourselves... • Bog Standard: Dad's love going to the toilet, it's the only time the family leave him alone. To celebrate that moment, this chapter contains all the greatest toilet-based Dad humour known to humanity. Like Dad farts, these jokes are absolute knock-outs – super stinkers – and perfect to be read on the loo when there's nothing else to do... but laugh! • Next Generation: To immune ears, dad jokes can sound a little tired and worn out. But not these ones! These dad jokes are revolutionary, hi-tech, state-of-the-art, next gen, advanced and ultramodern Dad Jokes 2.0. Are you ready for the future? • Dinner Winners: Dad's know that getting the kids to eat can be a frustrating fight. But now, with these laser-guided food-based gags, kids will be desperate to finish all their tea ASAP every time Dad serenades them. Prepare to be stuffed • Bedtime Stories: Children can often take ages to go to sleep. Well, not anymore! These super-focused, bedtime-certified dad jokes will have them ready to turn the lights out quicker than they can say 'Shut up, Dad!'. You'll have them begging for sleep in no time... guaranteed • Dadtastic!: A collection of Dad Jokes so super premium Dads will be giddy to share them with other Dads on the street. These are top shelf, real cream of the crop Dad Jokes. You know, the kind you find in Christmas crackers. They're that good!