The Little Book of Poop

Bottoms Up!: Dates are great for poos. It's why this chapter is full of them. Historical dates that is – perfectly strained and squeezed nuggets of poo knowledge and faecal-based facts – seen through the hole, sorry, whole of world history! • Number Two: Pop science and philosophy throws around a lot of faecal-based facts in this chapter. Everything you ever wanted to know about the brown town but were too afraid to ask – from a scientific and philosophic poo-spective • Game of Thrones: Poo-by-the-numbers in this statistical sizing up of stools and shit from a plethora of sources. Much more fun that it sounds • Potty Mouth: For centuries, humans have waxed lyrical and loudly about their obsession with spending time on the loo. This chapter contains more quotes, quips, wit and wisecracks, puns and jokes, than you can shake a bog brush at • Wipe Out: From poophemisms to loo lingo in various languages to a buttload of fascinating trivia, musical playlists and how to Poo-type tricks, tips and techniques, this chapter is a dumping ground of poo-based wisdom you'll want to share with friends and family • Logging Off: Popular culture's hands are, quite literally, covered in poo. From films to books to TV shows to celebrities to jokes, and everything in between, this chapter celebrates poo's domination in the world of entertainment.