Boring Things Dad Says

Discover the ultimate dad de-coder, a simple manual for understanding what dads are really saying and the perfect funny gift for men this Christmas!



What Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?”

What Dad Means: “Please don't ask me how to do long division.”
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Dads are curious creatures.
They think nothing good happened to music since the time they were teenagers, have strong opinions on the best type of screwdriver, and live in fear of an even scarier creature called Mum.
What's worse, they only have a limited vocabulary that they can use to express themselves.
And what Dad says and what Dad means are very different things.

Full of classic phrases and eye-rolling dad jokes, Boring Things Dad Says is the hilarious guide for understanding just exactly what your dad is trying to tell you, with chapters on:
· The golf trip
· Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend
· The shed
· Grandchildren
· Christmas
Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for men or a joke gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect present for dads of all ages and in all their forms!