The Dreamcatcher in the Wry

Tiffany Midge is a citizen of the Standing Rock Sioux Nation and was raised by wolves in the Pacific Northwest. She is a columnist for High Country News and formerly Indian Country Today. Her work has appeared in the New Yorker, the Brooklyn Rail, McSweeney’s, and more. She is the author of Bury My Heart at Chuck E. Cheese’s (Bison Books, 2019) and the poetry collection Horns. Midge aspires to be the Distinguished Writer in Residence for Seattle’s Space Needle and considers her contribution to humanity to be her sparkly personality. Devon A. Mihesuah is the Cora Lee Beers Price Professor at the University of Kansas. She is the author of numerous award-winning books, including Recovering Our Ancestors’ Gardens: Indigenous Recipes and Guide to Diet and Fitness (Bison Books, 2020).  

Foreword by Devon Mihesuah
1. Moscow/Pullman Daily News Columns
1. The Dreamcatcher in the Wry
2. I’m Not a Cat: America’s Funniest Housecat Videos
3. What’s Schadenfreude Got to Do with It?
4. Ramona Quimby Was My Very First Literary Hero
5. Bitter Homes and Gardens and Decolonizing My Diet
6. Happy Darth Vader Day: Resolving and Letting Go of the Past
7. Madam Secretary in the Cabinet
8. Get Out of the Rut and into the Groove
9. The Native Americans Used every Part of the Sacred Turkey
10. Going against the Grain Isn’t Always a Bad Thing
11. The Goldilocks List: Cold Spots in Moscow
12. My Dakota/Lakota Grandparents Pray for Ukraine
13. Holding Space for Joy in the New Year
14. Don’t Look Back, Maybe, I Guess?
15. Is “Native American” Politically Correct?
16. Changing Spaces
17. Heart of the Diamond
18. Poetry Matters
19. Office Supplies Provide Link to the Past
20. Opening Cans During Perilous Times
21. Open Mouth, Insert Foot; the Man is a Human Train Wreck
22. Scene from a Clinic’s Waiting Room: A Cautionary Tale
23. Some Pig in a Brave New World
24. Waist-Deep in Crocodiles: We Can’t Afford to Be Cavalier about Mask Mandates
25. The Holiday Dinner Basket
26. Things That Don’t Make Sense but Should
27. Agape, Actually: Celebrating Valentine’s Day in Quarantine
28. I Had covid-19 and Spent the Week in the Hospital
2. High Country News, Heard Around the West: Mishaps and Mayhem from around the Region
29. Free Bird, Lost-and-Found Bear, and Cowboy Pride, February 2022
30. Odd Twins, Rescue by Owl, and Dinosaur ipa, March 2022
31. Hungry, Habituated Bears, Viral Pirates, and Truffle Snuffers, April 2022
32. A Terrible Lighthouse, Swift Treasure Hunters, and a Paranormal Ghost, May 2022
33. Idiot Invasion, Outhouse Fail, and Rim-to-Rim Rule Rupture, June 2022
34. Out-Of-This-World Fest, Territorial Disputes, and Bear-Family Affairs, July 2022
35. Fish at Heart, Man as Island, and Port-a-Potty Convo, August 2022
36. Irked Sea Lions and a Strange Peanut Pusher, September 2022
37. Not-Murder Hornets, Sentient Chatbots, and an AirbearNBear, October 2022
38. Gnarly Weddings, Arachnid Entertainment, and Gorilla Gifts, November 2022
39. The Road Runner Problem, Hefty Squirrels, and Halloween Karens, December 2022
40. Toad Lickers, Bear Wrestlers, and Beard Fanciers, January 2023
41. Armed Bots, an hov Grinch, and Bikes for All, February 2023
42. A Little Pickle, a Fireball, and an Indigenous Astronaut, March 2023
43. Wienermobiles, Elephant Seals, and Mountains of Maggoty Acorns, April 2023
44. Good Drones, Coyote Living, and a Cow-Chip Lottery, May 2023
45. Ferry Felines, Ornithopters, and Tokitae Going Home at Last! June 2023
46. Baby Bears, White Whales, and “Freaky-Looking Fanged Fish,” July 2023
47. Orcas, Insects, and Other Roadside Attractions, August 2023
48. Bathroom Bison, Foul-Smelling Flowers, and Outlaw Otters on the Lam, September 2023
49. Backscratching Bears, Seismic Singers, and Happy Birthday to Herman the Sturgeon, October 2023
50. Too Many Snakes, A Hard-Rockin’ Dog, and a gps Truck-Up, November 2023
51. Sagebrush Sasquatch, Irritable Elk, and Spiders that Aren’t from Mars, December 2023
52. Beautiful Bats, Big Boulders, and a Seven-Armed Octopus, January 2024
3. Bonus Slices and Outtakes with Extra Cheese
53. In the Good Way: Looking at Tribal Humor
54. Beets
55. Once Upon a Virus in Hollywood
56. How to Scream inside Your Heart
57. American (Indian) Dirt
58. Fifty Shades of Buckskin: Satire as a Decolonizing Tool
59. Missing Oregon Senators Shape-Shift into Wild Horses
60. An Open Letter of Apology to Native Americans from One of the Covington Catholic School Students
61. Westworld’s Dolores Abernathy Steps in for Betsy DeVos in “60 Minutes” Interview
62. Tourist Tossed Like a Caesar Salad by Free Range Emo-Goth in Yellowstone National Park, Shits Pants
63. Groundbreaking Research Finds Legendary Hunkpapa Leader Sitting Bull to be Pretendian
64. Take a Page from Me, Elizabeth Warren, and Celebrate Your Quaint Family Lore
65. Sole Non-Indigenous Person Has No Opinion Whatsoever about Senator Warren’s Spit Test
66. Mount Rushmore Is Trending and Somehow It Doesn’t Occur to Anyone That It’s a Desecration of a Sacred Place and a Monument to White Supremacy and Genocide
67. Field Guide to Southwestern Native American Women
68. Gen. George Armstrong Custer’s Desktop in Hell
69. How to Be Funny Tips
70. Considering Idolatry, Iron Eyes Cody, and Bluffy Sainte-Marie
71. Reductress Headlines for Native Women
72. Typical Schedule for Native American
Source Acknowledgments