The Corrected Lore of a Famous Philanthropist (eBook)

This is the story of a very well-known festive character and his epic battle with his nemeses Krampus.Forget what you think you know about this so-called jolly man. The fairy tale stories are wrong, the movies, even your parents- all wrong, and just plain boring.. Let me explain...This Santa character is not one to dare describe as fat, potbellied, or the owner of a cute button nose. He is a savage warrior with muscles on his muscles, tattoos covering his thick limbs, and a sword at his hip that neither you nor I could lift. This story of the real Santa tells of the big man who fought to protect us all, with help from his friends the elves... all long before finding himself the manager of the gift delivery service...This small band of warriors have dedicated their lives to keeping us all safe and maintaining peace around the world.Who would have guessed that Dasher, Dancer and Blitzen were not reindeer at all, but the elves Dash, Dan and Blitz who have fought for many years alongside Santa? Read this wonderful book to learn the real story of Santa (the much more impressive one)!"e;An original and enjoyable voice in adventure fantasy, where myths are challenged and childhood inspired...well done Dustin and keep the writing coming...a great fun read...5 stars..."e; John, Indiebooks reviewer