A Gamer Logs into a Bar…

Gaming just got a whole lot funnier.



What was the console gamer's New Year’s resolution?
1280x720.


Why did Frogger cross the road?
Because after an hour and a half you’ve finally completed the level.


Why would a grown-up want to play Pokémon Go?
Wynaut?


This is a joke book for anyone who knows that AAA isn’t just a battery type, you don’t need scissors to do some crafting and that you don’t have to go outdoors to try camping.


*Parental guidance: Occasional fruity language and jokes of a sexual nature*