Big League Babble On (eBook)

John Gallagher is a broadcaster, actor, voice-over specialist, and author. He worked at CityTV for many years, and was host of Gallagher on TSN and co-host of the Q Morning Zoo at Toronto’s best rock Q107. He lives in Toronto.

1. How to Provoke Thousands of Rabid Soccer Fans
2. I Should Be Dead by Now
3. How Drinking with John Gallagher Saved Mark Wahlberg’s Life
4. Hey, Wanna Go to the Playboy Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at Hugh Hefner’s Mansion?
5. Karma. I Hate That Bitch.
6. I Hope I Die at the Age of Ninety-Nine in Bed After Being Shot in the Back of the Head by a Jealous Boyfriend
7. Let’s Talk About Chicks, Man
8. Sportscasting: Turning Your Passion into a Profession
9. Radio Dazed
10. CityTV Everywhere
11. So Fleetwood Mac Is Making Another Comeback. Also Making a Comeback: Cocaine, Wife Swapping, and Royalty Cheques
12. G.O.A.T.: The Greatest of All Time
13. Captain Hairplugs to the Rescue!
14. No Longer Destiny’s Doormats
15. I Kissed a Man (Robbie Alomar) and I Liked It
16. Smugglers’ Blues
17. You Can Take the Girl Out of the Trailer Park, but You Can’t Take the What Out of Her Mouth?
18. Blue Morning, Blue Day
19. Yogi, Teddy Baseball, the Yankee Clipper, Spaceman, and the Duke
20. Yes, Mr. Gallagher, Your Net Is Ready
21. Killer Instinct
22. “Listen, Buddy. If You Say Another Word, I’m Gonna Kick You Out and Drive the Fucking Thing Myself.”
23. The Kid Stays in the Picture
24. Just. Great.
25. Comedy Isn’t Pretty
26. Spanning the Globe
27. Spring Is Sprung, the Grass Is Riz, I Wonder Where the Blue Jays Is?
28. The Prizefight Wasn’t a “10,” But Bo Was
29. Champagne Showers and ‘Roid Rage Dreams
30. Jurassic Prank: The Early Salad Years of the Toronto Raptors
31. All Talk. No Acting.
32. (Not Such a) Rock ’n’ Roll Suicide
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