How to Obey Your Cat

This book cum study guide will teach you all that you need to know about the dictates of your cat and its rules: whether it be about politics or love, holidays or work, our feline friend always has something to say - and woe to anyone who contradicts him! This book enlightens all those people who have been perplexed by the strange miaows and countless other sounds made by their cat, and explains how to conform to its needs and meet its demands. How to Obey Your Cat is a genuine guide on how to live together, which offers the reader a detailed description of his or her animal's orders, taking into account the infinite range of its miaows, reactions and gestures. Original and entertaining, the book contains virtually everything you need to know about your cat's behaviour patterns, especially those that mustn't be misinterpreted, and ways of communicating, as well as tips on modifying undesirable feline behaviour and on how to meet its demands. Seven sections (The dignified cat; The Spartan cat: Feline dignity; The cat and politics; What a cute little pussy!; The guardcat) delightfully illustrate the various characteristics of the feline, sovereign of the domestic environment.
This book is for all people who want to please their cat. All cat owners are essentially slave to their animal, at its beck and call. And so this volume merits a place on their bookshelves.