To Prussia With Love

In a desperate attempt to save his relationship with girlfriend Lena and take a break from the world of journalism, Roger Boyes agrees to leave Berlin for deepest, darkest Brandenburg and decides to set up a B&B in a run-down old schloss that Lena has inherited. Farce meets romance in this follow-up to the successful A Year in the Scheisse.

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‘We-have-a-house-in-the-country?’



Lena nodded solemnly. 



‘Where?’ I almost shouted, briefly rattling the table. ‘No, wait, don’t tell me – it’s Todi in Umbria, right? The old manor house, the one with the lemon groves!’



‘Alt-Globnitz.’



‘Alt-Globnitz?’ Suddenly I felt cold.



‘Alt-Globnitz. It’s a really nice place. You will love it.’



In a desperate attempt to save his relationship with girlfriend Lena and take a break from the world of journalism, Germany correspondent Roger Boyes agrees to make a great escape from the easy urban lifestyle of Berlin and decamp to the countryside. Roger has hopes for southern Italy, but Lena has inherited a run-down old schloss in deepest, darkest Brandenburg.



Needing a form of income, they decide to set up a B & B with a British theme. Enter unhelpful Harry and his Trinidadian chef cousin, a mad Scot to advise them on re-branding Brandenburg, some suicidal frogs and a posse of mad tourists. It all culminates, naturally, in a cricket match between the Brits and the Germans on an old Russian minefield. Farce meets romance in this follow-up to the successful A Year in the Scheisse.