Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (eBook)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousins wedding. Weve been told by the bride that bringing dates is mandatory so we wont harass all of my friends all night and stay under control. Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?! questions, wed rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out Were both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trainedlove our mother, have seen Love Actually several timesraw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys.You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you. Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the activity partners section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousins wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up withfeaturing a picture of the two brothers as centaursimmediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the Internet famous. In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark, off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad), to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank), to proper sexting etiquette, and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away). With the incredible comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers and the uncensored honesty of Tucker Max, Mike and Dave insist theres nothing wrong with just seeing where life takes you.