Pinocchio's Cheating Chef's Italian Cookbook

The wooden wannabe has fibbed his way into a job in the kitchens of the
Brooklyn ma??ia, and must now use his non-existent culinary
skills to keep up the pretence or end up with his nose stuffed
where the sun donta shine.

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The essential gift for those whose talent for words exceeds their skills in the kitchen, Pinocchio's Wannabe Italian Cookbook is the go-to guide to faking everything from Linguine to Lasagna, all from ingredients you can find on any supermarket shelves.