MockTales

Lindsey Smith is an award-winning author, author, presenter, and bookstore owner known for her work in various genres to help both writers and readers alike. Having graduated from Duquesne University in public relations and communications, Lindsey began her literary career as a nutrition blogger and writer; one of her latest books, Eat Your Feelings, went on to win a Silver Award at the Living Now Book Awards. But her achievements didn’t stop there, as she went on to open her own publishing house and book press company, as well as working as a prolific literary agent. Lindsey has also written and appeared for various media such as ABC, PopSugar, Cosmopolitan, The Today Show, and more. She currently resides in Lancaster, PA. Delanie Fischer is a podcaster, entertainer, and media entrepreneur famous for providing environmentalist consultation for various clients and brands. Her podcast, Self-Helpless, has been featured on channels and shows such as Netflix, Lifetime, Hulu, NBC, and more. As an advocate for vegan and minimalist alternatives, she converses with guests and non-profits on how to improve the environment and collective human health. Other achievements by Delanie include hosting various comedy shows across the country, as well as co-writing and executive producing television movies and docu-comedy specials. Delanie lives in Los Angeles with her husband, Cam, and their rescue dogs, Maverick and Goose.

Contents
Introduction



Lit Women




Soda & Sensibility
The Plain Jane
The Color Purple Cos-no
Mockingjay No-jito
Little Women, Big Gimlet
Charlotte’s Cider
To Kill a Mock-a-Rita
Beloved Booze-free Bellini
Frankenstein’s Vegan Bloody Mary
Wuthering Flights
Lime and Prejudice or Pride and Pomegranate
Virgin-ia’s Cooler
Dalloway Daiquiri
Gone With the Zinfandel
So-berry Plath
Thyme Will Explain
Jane Eyre Refresher
Prickly Pearsuasion
Are You There God? It’s Me, Mock-A-Rita
Five Little Figs Spritzer
The Hot Toddy in the Library
The Handmaid’s Ale
Tales of a Fourth Grape Nothing
Amaret-no Christie
Miss Marple’s Mule
Bell Jar Bliss
Ariel Spritzer
Emma’s Elixir
Phenomenal Punch
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sangrias
I Can See Beverage-ly Clearly



Dry Men




The Dry Gatsby
The Non-Alcoholic Alchemist
Zero Expectations
The Teetotaller of Casterbridge
Song of Solomon Sunrise
The Sober Garden
Pour & Peace
Ben Stir
The Brave New World Old Fashioned
Crime & Garnishment
The Tequil-no Sun also Rises
Strong Quixote
Tristram Brandy
Lolita Mock-a-Rita
The Chronicles of No-secco
The Mi-no-sa Chronicles
Moby Sip
Lend Me Your Pears
Alice’s Adventures in Soberland
Sunny Side of Siddhartha
The Hobbit’s Brew
The Odyssey Oasis
Les Minterables
Huckleberry Fizz
The Catcher and the Mai-Tais


Conclusion

Acnkowledgments

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