Liberty Call... Port of Spain (eBook)

Liberty Call...Port of Spain - "e;Gut-bustlingly, hilariously, and outrageously funny."e; The plot starts with three comical, class clowns turned military officers. Chief Warrant Officer Kenneth Nelton, Ensign Alfred Boltan, and Ensign Gregory Washington find themselves stationed together onboard a naval vessel. These misfits are keen at creating continual pranks just to keep the crew in good spirits, but always manage to keep senior management in turmoil from their silly plots in the name of fun.Later, these three find themselves united with the king of pranks and mastermind of deception, Lieutenant Barry Soliere, when deceptively plotting for new transfer orders to Spain. Shortly upon their transfer, this elite group of comical military misfits finds themselves assigned on a five-day temporary duty in Spain. Unable to distinguish their professional demeanor from everyday play, their consistent, childish behavior continually spills over into the workplace as they delight co-workers but manage to piss off senior management.They embark on a fun-filled adventure while on liberty. They find themselves in deep trouble with a corrupt Spanish mobster when they befriend the boss' ex-wife and his soon-to-be wife, top models and strippers.As if making an enemy out of the mob boss is not enough, they turn around and have a run-in with a notorious, dangerous, Jamaican drug lord while out on the town.Liberty Call is a laugh-out-loud comedy written with a solid storyline and a myriad of funny twists and turns. If you simply enjoy comedy, this is a must read. If you love hilarious comedy, then spend a quiet afternoon with this one. There are all sorts of knuckleheads whom we work with daily. Every organization has them, and these comical idiots are not uncommon; however, Liberty Call has an exceptionally higher concentration than most workplaces. It is a masterpiece that melds a little of everything: crazy humor, and romantic and not-so-romantic scenes. It is an outrageous, hilarious comedy, with escalating comical events about day-to-day living with Liberty Call.Excerpts:1. The assault rifle begins tearing up the narrow road while walking the pavement and meeting the SUV.The last round leaves the barrel, landing inches before riddling the SUV.2. Yah think? the CO screams, midway up when shooting straight up with the laptop, in pure anger and unintentionally slamming it down on the table and breaking it into pieces with plastic flying in every direction.3. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Get a hold of that little monster! Barry screams, jumping back and trying to stop his own stream but cant when his power-house solid, uncontrollable stream hits the XO smack in the butt, quickly shooting up his back and going straight up to his head, high up the wall and4. The man strikes Alfred so fast that it looks like Alfred does a few backward cartwheels, landing on his feet and still standing for seconds before falling back.