Foolish Fishgirls and the Pearl

Former deep sea divas Coral and Oceana didn't exactly have the "happily ever after" storybook lives that the two erstwhile mermaids dreamed of when they rescued their handsome young sailors and swam ashore thirty years ago. Talk about unhappy endings! Coral's sailor Fernando took off with her treasure and returned home to his wife and four kids in Venezuela! Oceana's dreamboat Hans hit the road with her treasure to live happily ever after with his boyfriend Juergen in Norway! When C