Max Siedentopf (eBook)

Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Preface
INVENT A NEW MEAL
PLAY WITH THE REFLECTION IN YOUR MIRROR
CREATE A BATH TUB MONSTER
CREATE A BUILDING WITH WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND IN YOUR KITCHEN
CREATE A BLOODY HORROR SCENE USING KETCHUP
SHARE A MEAL WITH SOMEONE WHO'S FAR AWAY
DESIGN A HAUTE COUTURE OUTFIT USING KITCHEN UTENSILS
BUILD A TRAP
MAKE A AINTING USING TOOTH PASTE
FIND A TOILET PAPER REPLACEMENT
BALANCE ALL YOUR BEAUTY PRODUCTS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER
PAINT YOUR FACE
CLIP YOUR NAILS AND ARRANGE THEM INTO A STAR
WEAR ALL YOUR CLOTHES AT THE SAME TIME
LEARN TO FLY
USE ALL YOUR LAMPS AND START A FUNKY DISCO
WEAR ALL YOUR BOOKS AS A HAT
SUMMON A GHOST
BUILD AN APOCALYPSE SHELTER
COLLECT ALL THE DUST AND CREATE A NEW ANIMAL
INVENT A NEW WAY TO LIE ON YOUR SOFA
USE TWO CLOTHING HANGERS TO PULL A BIG SMILE ON YOUR FACE
WEAR YOUR TROUSERS ON TOP AND YOUR HOODIE ON YOUR LEGS
PRETEND YOU'RE AT THE BEACH
PLACE YOUR BED VERTICALLY
ENJOY THE FEELING OF RAIN BY SHOWERING WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON
CLONE YOURSELF
CREATE A PARTY MAKEUP USING ONLY WHAT YOU CAN FIND IN YOUR FRIDGE
HIDE UNDER YOUR TABLE UNTIL EVERYTHING IS OVER
USE YOUR CLOTHING IRON TO COOK A DELICIOUS CAN OF SOUP
BUILD A SWORD
TURN YOURSELF INTO WOLVERINE USING CUTLERY
PRETEND YOU'RE A CHAIR FOR ONE HOUR
TAKE YOUR FAVORITE SOCK AND TURN YOURSELF INTO AN ELEPHANT
CREATE A MASTERPIECE OF ART USING PASTA
TIE YOUR HAIR TO YOUR PILLOW
TAKE A CARROT AND TURN YOURSELF INTO A UNICORN
TURN YOUR TOILET INTO A JACUZZI
TAPE ALL YOUR CIGARETTES TOGETHER FOR ONE FINAL SMOKE
WRITE A LOVE LETTER WITH YOUR FEET
USE YOUR FURNITURE AS GYM EQUIPMENT
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN WITH TWO MATCHES
DESIGN YOUR OWN HOLY CROSS
GO FISHING FROM YOUR BALCONY
FIND A WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ALIENS
BUILD YOUR OWN INDOOR MOUNTAIN
USE YOUR MOUTH TO BECOME A HUMAN FOUNTAIN
CYCLE FOR 20KM IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
SLEEP IN YOUR BATHTUB FOR VARIATION
WEAR ALL YOUR JEWELRY AT THE SAME TIME TO STAND OUT
TAPE TWO BEERS TO YOUR HEAD FOR AN INSTANT GOOD TIME
BUILD A HOUSE OF CARDS USING TOAST
TIE YOUR HAIR WITH YOUR SMARTPHONE CABLE
DESIGN A SHOE AROUND YOUR FOOT USING KITCHEN PRODUCTS
DRAW A FRIEND ON YOUR HAND TO FEEL LESS ISOLATED
WRITE "HELP" ON YOUR WINDOW
METAMORPHOSE INTO A TURTLE
PLACE A SLICE OF ORANGE IN YOUR MOUTH FOR A BIGGER SMILE
PRETEND YOUR LAPTOP IS A GOOD BOOK
WEAR YOUR PILLOW UNDER YOUR T-SHIRT FOR A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE
TURN YOUR OVEN INTO A FOOTBALL GOAL
HANG YOUR BED SHEETS OUT OF YOUR WINDOW TO ESCAPE
PLACE YOUR EAR WITH A GLASS ON YOUR WALL TO SPY ON YOUR NEIGHBORS
AVOID SHAKING HANDS BY USING SAUSAGES AS FINGERS
TURN YOUR VACUUM CLEANER INTO A KILLER ROBOT
ENJOY A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET ON YOUR PHONE
ATTACH YOUR TOOTH BRUSH TO A DRILL FOR EXTRA WHITE TEETH
TURN YOURSELF INTO A SNOWMAN USING SHAVING FOAM
INCREASE THE VALUE OF YOUR CLEANING SPRAY BY COVERING IT IN TIN FOIL
SPICE UP THE DAILY NEWS BY DRAWING ON YOUR SCREEN
BUILD YOUR OWN BREATHING MASK
CLEANSE YOURSELF INSIDE YOUR WASHING MACHINE
RECYCLE YOURSELF
GIVE YOUR DOG A MANICURE
BOIL SPAGHETTI INSIDE A COFFEE POT
SNOWBOARD ON YOUR STAIRS
DRESS YOUR PLANTS IN CLTHES TO KEEP YOU COMPANY
CREATE A PENTAGRAM ON YOUR FLOOR TO SUMMON THE UNDERWORLD
PLACE YOUR TOILET BRUSH INTO A FLOWER VASE
PRETEND YOUR MICROWAVE IS A PC
PLACE A MULTIVITAMIN ON YOUR TONGUE TO STAY HEALTHY
BUILD YOURSELF A COFFIN
Credits