The Title (eBook)
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Dead Dodo Presents Arnold Bennett (Verlag)
978-1-5080-2631-0 (ISBN)
Dodo Collections brings you another classic from Arnold Bennett, '"e;The Title: A Comedy in Three Acts."e;'Set against the backdrop of World War I, this play is a rollicking send-up of Britain's class system and its growing absurdity in the heady period of democratization that began to transpire in the early twentieth century. When mild-mannered protagonist Culver finds out that he is entitled to a formal honor (i.e., a title), he begins to reconsider the age-old hierarchy and all that it entails.Enoch Arnold Bennett (always known as Arnold Bennett) was one of the most remarkable literary figures of his time, a product of the English Potteries that he made famous as the Five Towns. Yet he could hardly wait to escape his home town, and he did so by the sheer force of his ambition to succeed as an author. In his time he turned his hand to every kind of writing, but he will be remembered for such novels as The Old Wives' Tale, the Clayhanger trilogy (Clayhanger, Hilda Lessways, and These Twain), and The Card. He also wrote such intriguing self-improvement books as Literary Taste, How To Live on 24 Hours a Day, The Human Machine, etc.After a local education Bennett finished his education at the University of London and for a time was editor of Woman magazine. After 1900 he devoted himself entirely to writing; dramatic criticism was one of his foremost interests. Bennett is best known, however, for his novels, several of which were written during his residence in France.Bennett's infancy was spent in genteel poverty, which gave way to prosperity as his father succeeded as a solicitor. From this provincial background he became a novelist.His enduring fame is as a Chronicler of the Potteries towns, the setting and inspiration of some of his most famous and enduring literary work and the place where he grew up.
ACT I
THE SCENE THROUGHOUT IS A sitting-room in the well-furnished West End
abode of the Culvers. There is a door, back. There is also another door
(L) leading to Mrs. Culver’s boudoir and elsewhere.
Hildegarde is sitting at a desk, writing. John, in a lounging
attitude, is reading a newspaper.
Enter Tranto, back.
TRANTO. Good evening.
HILDEGARDE (turning slightly in her seat and giving him her left hand,
the right still holding a pen). Good evening. Excuse me one moment.
TRANTO. All right about my dining here to-night? (Hildegarde nods.)
Larder equal to the strain?
HILDEGARDE. Macaroni.
TRANTO. Splendid.
HILDEGARDE. Beefsteak.
TRANTO. Great heavens! (imitates sketchily the motions of cutting up a
piece of steak. Shaking hands with John, who has risen). Well, John.
How are things? Don’t let me disturb you. Have a cigarette.
JOHN (flattered). Thanks. (As they light cigarettes.) You’re the
first person here that’s treated me like a human being.
TRANTO. Oh!
JOHN. Yes. They all treat me as if I was a schoolboy home for the hols.
TRANTO. But you are, aren’t you?
JOHN. In a way, of course. But—well, don’t you see what I mean?
TRANTO (sympathetically). You mean that a schoolboy home for the hols
isn’t necessarily something escaped out of the Zoo.
JOHN (warming). That’s it.
TRANTO. In fact, what you mean is you’re really an individual very like
the rest of us, subject, if I may say so, to the common desires,
weaknesses and prejudices of humanity—and not a damned freak.
JOHN (brightly). That’s rather good, that is. If it’s a question of
the Zoo, what I say is—what price home? Now, homes are extraordinary
if you like—I don’t know whether you’ve ever noticed it. School—you
can understand school. But home—! Strange things happen here while I’m
away.
TRANTO. Yes?
JOHN. It was while I was away they appointed Dad a controller. When I
heard—I laughed. Dad a controller! Why, he can’t even control mother.
HILDEGARDE (without looking round). Oh yes he can.
JOHN (pretending to start back). Stay me with flagons! (Resuming to
Tranto.) And you’re something new here since the summer holidays.
TRANTO. I never looked at myself in that light. But I suppose I am
rather new here.
JOHN. Not quite new. But you’ve made a lot of progress during the last
term.
TRANTO. That’s comforting.
JOHN. You understand what I mean. You were rather stiff and prim in
August—now you aren’t a bit.
TRANTO. Just so. Well, I won’t ask you what you think of me, John—you
might tell me—but what do you think of my newspaper?
JOHN. The Echo? I don’t know what to think. You see, we don’t read
newspapers much at school. Some of the masters do. And a few chaps in
the Fifth—swank, of course. But speaking generally we don’t. Prefects
don’t. No time.
TRANTO. How strange! Aren’t you interested in the war?
JOHN. Interested in the war! Would you mind if I spoke plainly?
TRANTO. I should love it.
JOHN. Each time I come home I wonder more and more whether you people in
London have got the slightest notion what war really is. Fact! At
school, it’s just because we are interested in the war that we’ve no
time for newspapers.
TRANTO. How’s that?
JOHN. How’s that? Well, munition workshops—with government inspectors
tumbling all over us about once a week. O.T.C. work. Field days.
Cramming fellows for Sandhurst. Not to mention female masters.
‘Mistresses,’ I ought to say, perhaps. All these things take time.
TRANTO. I never thought of that.
JOHN. No. People don’t. However, I’ve decided to read newspapers in
future—it’ll be part of my scheme. That’s why I was reading The
Echo. Now, I should like to ask you something about this paper of
yours.
TRANTO. Yes.
JOHN. Why do you let Hilda write those articles for you about food
economy stunts in the household?
TRANTO. Well—(hesitating)
JOHN. Now, I look at things practically. When Hilda’d spent all her
dress allowance and got into debt besides, about a year and a half ago,
she suddenly remembered she wasn’t doing much to help the war, and so
she went into the Food Ministry as a typist at thirty-five shillings a
week. Next she learnt typing. Then she became an authority on
everything. And now she’s concocting these food articles for you.
Believe me, the girl knows nothing whatever about cookery. She couldn’t
fry a sausage for nuts. Once the mater insisted on her doing the
housekeeping—in the holidays, too! Stay me with flagons!
HILDEGARDE (without looking round). Stay you with chocolates, you
mean, Johnnie, dear.
JOHN. There you are! Her thoughts fly instantly to chocolates—and in
the fourth year of the greatest war that the world—
HILDEGARDE. Etcetera, etcetera.
TRANTO. Then do I gather that you don’t entirely approve of your
sister’s articles?
JOHN. Tripe, I think. My fag could write better. I’ll tell you what I do
approve of. I approve of that article to-day by that chap Sampson
Straight about titles and the shameful traffic in honours, and the rot
of the hereditary principle, and all that sort of thing.
TRANTO. I’m glad. Delivers the goods, doesn’t he, Mr. Sampson Straight?
JOHN. Well, I think so. Who is he?
TRANTO. One of my discoveries, John. He sent me in an article about—let
me see, when was it?—about eight months ago. I at once perceived that
in Mr. Sampson Straight I had got on to a bit of all right. And I was
not mistaken. He has given London beans pretty regularly once a week
ever since.
JOHN. He must have given the War Cabinet neuralgia this afternoon,
anyhow. I should like to meet him.
TRANTO. I’m afraid that’s impossible.
JOHN. Is it? Why?
TRANTO. Well, I haven’t met him myself yet. He lives at a quiet country
place in Cornwall. Hermit, I believe. Hates any kind of publicity.
Absolutely refuses to be photographed.
JOHN. Photographed! I should think not! But couldn’t you get him to come
and lecture at school? We have frightful swells, you know.
TRANTO. I expect you do. But he wouldn’t come.
JOHN. I wish he would. We had a debate the other Saturday night on,
Should the hereditary principle be abolished?
TRANTO. And did you abolish it?
JOHN. Did we abolish it? I should say we did. Eighty-five to twenty-one.
Some debate, believe me!
HILDEGARDE (looking round). Yes, but didn’t you tell us once that in
your Debating Society the speakers always tossed for sides beforehand?
JOHN (shrugging his shoulders. More confidentially to Tranto). As I
was saying, I’m going to read the papers in future, as part of my
scheme. And d’you know what the scheme is? (Impressively.) I’ve
decided to take up a political career.
TRANTO. Good!
JOHN. Yes, it was during that hereditary principle debate that I
decided. It came over me all of a sudden while I was on the last lap of
my speech and the fellows were cheering. And so I want to understand
first of all the newspaper situation in London. There are one or two
things about it I don’t understand.
TRANTO. Not more? I can explain the newspaper situation to you in ten
words. You know I’ve got a lot of uncles. I daresay I’ve got more uncles
than anybody else in ‘Who’s Who.’ Well, I own The Echo,—inherited it
from my father. My uncles own all the rest of the press—(airily) with
a few trifling exceptions. That’s the London newspaper situation. Quite
simple, isn’t it?
JOHN. But of course The Echo is up against all your uncles’ papers—at
least it seems so.
TRANTO. Absolutely up against them. Tooth and nail. Daggers drawn. No
quarter. Death or victory.
JOHN. But do you and your uncles speak to each other?
TRANTO. Best...
Erscheint lt. Verlag | 5.9.2015 |
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Reihe/Serie | Arnold Bennett Collection | Arnold Bennett Collection |
Sprache | englisch |
Themenwelt | Kunst / Musik / Theater ► Theater / Ballett |
Schlagworte | Arnold • Bennett • Classic • classics • English • Great • Kindle • Literature • Mystery • Play • Script • Theatre • war |
ISBN-10 | 1-5080-2631-9 / 1508026319 |
ISBN-13 | 978-1-5080-2631-0 / 9781508026310 |
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