The Chaser Quarterly: Issue 9

From the writers of The Chaser's Australia (Mark Humphries and Evan Williams) comes a savage look at television, entertainment and culture. Including- - A run-down of celebrity sexually transmitted diseases. Who's hot in Hollywood...(because they've got a burning rash). Includes full pathology reports. - A look forward to reality shows of the future- including the first actual Hunger Games series in 2018, involving genuine child vs child combat - Where are they now? Remember Scarlett Johansson? You might be surprised to find out that nowadays she's a successful actress. We look at stars of the past and find out what they're up to. - Plus Ozzie Ostrich speaks out- an interview with the pink Ostrich who says he's been kept in a dungeon for the past 25 years by Daryl Somers Also includes bonus 16-page Car Guide for Dicks with celebrity guest editor Jeremy Clarkson. It's the perfect Father's Day gift. (Written by Mark Humphries, Evan Williams with additional contributions from some of Australia's top comedy writers including Chris Taylor, Charles Firth, Andrew Hansen, Craig Reucassel, Rhys Muldoon, Alice Fraser, Jenna Owen, Victoria Zerbst and Cam Smith)