War Diaries Of Alistair Fury

Still out for revenge against the world, Alistair discovers Mum has plans to revolutionize Christmas, and vows to get revenge on her too. But when Gabriel the postman's message reveals that cousin Mary and her new baby are coming and then three kings turn up in his hand at cards, a pattern emerges.

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Alistair is still out for revenge - against his wily older brother, his sneaky big sister, his warty piano teacher, and the rest of the world. And when he discovers that Mum has plans to revolultionise Christmas - goose instead of turkey and a photographer from HELLO magazine there all day - Alistair vows to get his revenge on her too. When a postman called Gabriel delivers the message that Alistair's cousin Mary is coming to stay with her new-born baby and then three kings turn up in Alistair's hand at Beggar My Neighbour, a distinct pattern emerges...An outrageously funny seasonal excerpt from the diaries of this most hapless eleven-year-old.