Elspeth Hart and the School for Show-offs

Ever since her parents were tragically washed away in a flood, Elspeth has been forced to live in the attic of the Pandora Pants School for Show-offs with her disgusting aunt, Miss Crabb. When Elspeth begins to suspect that Miss Crabb is lying to her, she hatches a daring escape plan.

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Elspeth Hart and the School for Show-offs is the first adventure featuring the fabulous Elspeth Hart, a modern heroine with doodles on her trainers and unstoppable determination.




Can you imagine never being allowed to play outside, dear reader? How about sleeping in a wardrobe every night? That’s what life is like for Elspeth Hart.
Ever since her parents were tragically washed away in a flood, poor Elspeth has been forced to live with her disgusting aunt, Miss Crabb, in the attic of the Pandora Pants School for Show-offs. Elspeth spends her days sweeping up mouse droppings, washing filthy pots and dodging Tatiana Firensky, the most horrible show-off of all.


But what Elspeth doesn’t know is that things are about to change…


A fast-paced and funny story from a fresh new voice in children’s fiction, Elspeth Hart’s quirky adventures will delight fans of
David Walliams, Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl.