Sexual Bloopers - Michelle Horwitz

Sexual Bloopers

An Outrageous, Uncensored Collection of People's Most Embarrassing X-Rated Fumbles
Buch | Softcover
176 Seiten
2003
Simon & Schuster (Verlag)
978-0-7432-2695-0 (ISBN)
13,85 inkl. MwSt
Synopsis coming soon.......
Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations?
Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that could only have happened to me!"?
Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone!

Michele Horwitz is a cartoonist, editorial illustrator, and consultant. She is the author of Sexual Bloopers. 

CONTENTS

FOREPLAY

CHAPTER 1: THE BIRDS AND THE BEES: TALES FROM PUBERTY AND THE AGE OF INNOCENCE

A Can in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush

20/20 Hindsight

A Down-and-Dirty Mother's Day

The Bee-Wildered Little Princess

The Strung-Out Virgin

CHAPTER 2: SEX AFTER SIXTY...'ENSURED': GETTING IT ON OVER THE HILL

Granny and Her 'Goy' Friend

The 'X' in Rx

The Aging Tooth Fairy

Par for the (Inter)Course

Mr. Fix-It

CHAPTER 3: PAGES FROM THE FAMILY ALBUM: THOSE MEMORABLE MOMENTS YOU'D RATHER FORGET

Momma's Boy

Cat's Got Yer Tongue

The Off-Color Coloring Book

Thanksgiving Leftovers

Jingle Balls

CHAPTER 4: PETS WILL BE PETS: THE UNTAMED SIDE OF ANIMAL BEHAVIOR

My Unforgettable Cat-Astrophe

A Little Birdie Told Them

Mutt-Ternal Instincts

A Shocking Tail

Hot Dog!

CHAPTER 5: PARTY OF ONE: WHEN MASTURBATION INVITES DISASTER

Last Will and Testicle

A Long Time Cumming

Mom's X-Rated ZZZs

Coming Clean

The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Squish

CHAPTER 6: SCREWED, BUT GOOD: THE BIG 'WHOOPS' IN A LITTLE WHOOPEE

A Man-'Maid' Disaster

Cabin Fever

Daddy's (Not So Innocent) Little Girl

Conversation Interruptus

Oops and the UPS Man

CHAPTER 7: ONCE UPON A TRYST: WHEN THE STORY ENDS UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER

The Buzz at Garden Gables Inn

My (Not So) Secret Cross-Cuntry Affair

From Here to Emergency

Best (Un)Laid Plans

Falling Head Over Heels

CHAPTER 8: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN: THE PRICE NICE GIRLS PAY FOR BEING NAUGHTY

Getting Nailed

Too Much of a Good Thing

The Flaming Queen

Finger-Lickin' Good

Armed and Dangerous

CHAPTER 9: PROPS AND FLOPS: SATISFACTION (AND PROBLEMS) GUARANTEED

That Sinking Feeling

Of Human Bondage

Do Not Disturb

Great X-pectations

International Arrivals: United States of Erotica

CHAPTER 10: FLIRTING WITH DISASTER: DANGEROUS LIAISONS AND OTHER NEAR-FATAL ATTRACTIONS

The Wild, Wild West

Class of '65 -- Ass of '95

Shower 'Head' Fiasco

The (Not So) Great Outdoors

Paradise Lost

CLIMAX

Erscheint lt. Verlag 16.6.2003
Zusatzinfo 30 b-w illustrations t-o
Verlagsort New York
Sprache englisch
Maße 140 x 216 mm
Gewicht 192 g
Themenwelt Literatur Biografien / Erfahrungsberichte
Literatur Comic / Humor / Manga
Literatur Essays / Feuilleton
Sachbuch/Ratgeber Gesundheit / Leben / Psychologie Partnerschaft / Sexualität
Geisteswissenschaften Sprach- / Literaturwissenschaft Anglistik / Amerikanistik
ISBN-10 0-7432-2695-X / 074322695X
ISBN-13 978-0-7432-2695-0 / 9780743226950
Zustand Neuware
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