J'APE: Just Another Publicity (eBook)
31 Seiten
Midwest Journal Press (Verlag)
978-1-300-72476-6 (ISBN)
This parody is a sarcastic look at how you can be an 'overnight' success - by making it impossible for anyone else to succeed as you set the bar astronomically high.
Learn the 3 Parts to Real eBook Publishing- How to write a book - real quick, shallow, ghost-written.
- How to publish your book - hire someone to do it for cheap, like putting their name on the cover.
- How to sell a book online - using your devoted, Kool-Aid-drinking fan-base to suck-up and give you fake 5-star reviews without having read the book.
Obviously, this is a work of satire and has nothing to do with the real world. And any resemblance to a currently successful bestseller is just a happy coincidence. (Right.)
Solve the Key Factors Which Have Kept You From Publishing Your Book.- Your life is out of Control because you didn't devote yourself to learning celebrity-skills.
- You want to get Approval for everything you do - but that's just the half of it. Find how celebrities can't live without it, so self-publishing puts 'Vanity' back into the name.
- You want to have the Security, but really you need to stick to that day job and leave all the PR to PR Artistes who appear on late night info-mercials to sell over-priced junk.
- And you want to Join the group of successful Independent Authors, but except for a few cheaters who stumble into it by accident, the system is rigged to sell only celebrity's books (and cute dressed-up-cat-picture books).
- How to wreck your life and get fired for spending too much time on your book, then falling asleep at work - repeatedly.
- How to ruin your family relationships by getting every relative you know to loan you money and/or write suck-up reviews of your book (and like, and plus, and tweet about it to their friends.)
- Lose any certainty you ever had about how good you are as a writer, because some celebrity comes along with their version of how it 'really' works, so no one listens to your advice ever again.
- Discover how a celebrity can suck the air out of a room by just showing up, and how their interviews and PR stunts take the limelight away from struggling unknown indie authors.
- Get access to a 'Publishing Success Blueprint' which will make sure you stick to your day job and never try some wacky creative idea ever again!
- And find how the entire publishing industry deck is still stacked against you, so you might as well never try.
Contains actually helpful tips! (Don't tell Richard this, but I included some tactics, strategies, and tips from later research. What you can find out, he doesn't need to know...)
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Erscheint lt. Verlag | 1.11.2016 |
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Reihe/Serie | Really Simple Writing & Publishing | Really Simple Writing & Publishing |
Sprache | englisch |
Themenwelt | Sachbuch/Ratgeber ► Freizeit / Hobby ► Sammeln / Sammlerkataloge |
Geisteswissenschaften ► Sprach- / Literaturwissenschaft | |
Schlagworte | book publishers list • books • Fiction • financial freedom • Indie Author • librarian • Marketing • work from home • Writing |
ISBN-10 | 1-300-72476-5 / 1300724765 |
ISBN-13 | 978-1-300-72476-6 / 9781300724766 |
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