Escape From Zoomanity

Alan Forrest Smith is a writer, poet, modern day philosopher, iconoclast, artist, father and master of words. Despite being his first book, Alan has been using words in a masterful way in business for himself and been hired by some very well, highly acclaimed business persons to write creative, persuasive words in print. Escape from Zoomanity Vol I is his first book. Escape from Zoomanity Vol II, The Great Escape will be available very soon. As you can imagine, Alan is also an acclaimed, highly motivational, truly inspiring public speaker. He has spoken in places such as New Zealand, Australia, USA, Malaysia, Singapore, former Soviet union country Latvia, England, Ireland and of course his beloved Scotland.

Dedication
Preface

Me, Mum & Dad
Zoomanity Tells Us to Believe and Question Nothing
Sex, Politics, Religion, Tea & The Zooman
Religion Is a Fact of Life
Sex 10
My World of Zoomanity
Zoomanity Is Real in Your Life!
Zoo Keepers and You!
Zoomanity and Its Beginnings
Animal-Human-Zooman
Wild Man to Zooman
The Zoomanity Show
Awakened by an Old Volkswagen
Zoomanity’s Favourite Tool: Fear
Truman Escapes from Zoomanity
Movie and Reality
My Life in Zoomanity
Mum Begins to Wake Up!
England — A New Improved Zoomanity
Reflections of Mum, Dad & Zoomanity
Zoomanity Fear Me
Want to Eat? Go Catch Fish!
Death Wakes Me Up!
Do I Have to Die?
Life Is Short — Zoomanity Knows That
Man on the Moon and Beyond
God, Aliens & Spaceships
Moving to England — New Zoomanity
Bullet in the Head
Scottish Boy, English School
The Zoo Says Reject Change, Push Away
Fundraising and Saving the Planet
Nine-Year-Old Saving a Life
Zoomanity Abuse and Control
1976 and Punk Rock
Schoolboy to Punk Rocker
Zoomanity Mocking the Punk
I’d Started to Escape Zoomanity
Lets Start a Band!
The Punk and the Clergyman
I Went from Pink to Yellow
Talk of Impending Apocalypse, Drugs and Faith
God Knocks on My Door
Let’s Build a House
I’m a Writer. No, You’re Not!
Life Destruction Crisis
The Human Is Out — All-Out Crazy!
Attraction of a Book
Amazon Trip and Real Humans
My Escape from Zoomanity
Awaken to Your Zoomanity
Average John, Average Zooman
Your Early Life
Your Young Life in Zoomanity
Shaping of the Zooman
You’re Now in the Thick of Zoomanity
Zoomanity, the Cult of the Zooman, and the Great Escape
Lessons From Silicon Zoomanity
Hiding from Zoomanity
Ancient Humans Outside Zoomanity
Fall of Zoomanity, Rise of Humanity
Stand Back and Look
Your Escape from Zoomanity
The Stop to Start
Now You Decide if You Are Ready To Escape!
The Voice Inside
The Law of Zoomanity or the Law of Humanity?

Manifesto
About The Author
What’s Next
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