If Uncle John went to college, he would've learned 'A Ton of Crap'. This new addition to the bathroom library takes the reader's toilet time very seriously. Well, as seriously as one can when their pants are around their ankles. Rather than idle away as they do their business, readers are treated to a first-class education that finishes when they flush - and picks back up again when they sit back down. Each spread includes five little nuggets in different academic subjects that lead to larger lessons learned over six sittings and tested on the seventh so something new is learned every week. (Since the average person visits the bathroom once a day - for more than just a pee-break). Now readers leave the bathroom a little lighter and a little more enlightened.

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It's time to start taking toilet time a little more seriously. (Well, as seriously as you can with your pants around your ankles.) What's inside is a digestible re-education in everything you probably learned, but most likely forgot because you have too much crap to remember. Don't worry though; the way the information's presented, the learning won't be too rough.During every visit, you'll be schooled on five academic subjects: History, Language Arts, Math, Science, and Foreign Language. Each subject is broken down into topics, with each topic split into six mini-lessons, and finished off with a quick quiz. Think of each restroom trip as a day of middle school crammed into one bathroom break.Now rather than idle away as you do your business, you'll be treated to a first-class education that finishes when you flushand picks up again when you sit back down.