How to Hit the Second Shot First

A riotous compilation of risque golf jokes - as well as a hidden 'Da Vinci Golf Code' within the text - sure to make the most ardent linksman burst a plaid seam.

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The creme de la creme of bunker- busting jokes sure to cure any slice - or make you laugh while retrieving your five-wood from the lake. Unlike golf where even Tiger Woods wishes he could take a mulligan, this book hits a hole-in-one every time it tees off. Find out in this collection of classic bawdy golf humour: ** What other lessons the female golfer took.** What promises the foursome had to make to escape their wives' wrath. ** What are the rules of bedroom golf? *** What the golfer brought the church on his wedding. As an added bonus no respectable golfer should miss, within the pages lies something even more important than a sense of humour. Within the hallowed pages, encoded within the text, is a tongue-in-cheek 'secret code' guaranteed to help improve even the most ripe amateur's golf game. The authors provide the template, but it's up to the reader to use the text as a tool to extract this invaluable material.