Soliloquy of a Scribe (eBook)

It's the king, it's the queen and all that's obscene in this hieroglyphic odyssey! It's where the dummy mummies moan and groan over how they feel, over how they steal and over how they are so ill! But it's the king and the queen's will! Or is it the red, blue or green pill? What's stunning is how they are all so cunning in the businesses they think to be running. And it's not that much of a juxtaposition to see how they apply their psychological dispositions. Some require a psychiatrist more than some ancient magician. No ancient accountant could keep score. And so with jealousy rapped in a creamy sauce of envy we have war! Area 51 thinks it's great that Dr Brick Brain is going to investigate right along with Chief Investigator Brown and his serious frown. There's this infused DNA bee venom on the moon! Born out of it are killer bees and even blood on the leaves. And of course we have the Space Force! And of course we have visions of TV Heads that aren't done with their reruns. Then there's this tax exempt pimp. And there are these thumpers that got charred thanks to the Steward of the Guard! Archivists had to use diagrams because understanding this is so hard. No one can take a nap without the risk of being kidnapped! And if you get lost due to some pyramid boss you might want to break out a moon map. Are there cars on Mars? Some will never believe what they read! And so who knows what to heed? It's all a scribe can describe.

Never planned to write any more books! But no, no, no! Book agents kept calling. Life's circumstances wanted to continue to moonwalk all over my head! And this continued even after I told one agent that books like Mind Traveler: Gravel Yet to be Traveled can be scarcely remembered much less talked about! Then came inexplicable activities to where my mom stepped in eons ago to warn me that there were people that did not want me to succeed. So here we go! Forget a hazy lazy retirement. Warp speed! Set phasers to obliterate. Around the Universe in a Day was the very first book but was written by accident! It was to serve as a compilation of thoughts to be preserved in an archive. I think this is where Brick Brain came into existence. So it was published as a book as have some of the others that I scarcely remember. Things like brain surgery can have this kind of effect. Soliloquy of a Scribe first started out to be a collection of poems but this time the poems were more thematically focused. So I poetically set out to explain what's up. There were several times where I was just going to end this tirade. But then all of these characters just jumped out of the fucking bushes. In describing them the book took over and wrote itself. And so we went from poetic description to science fiction! It was all I could do to write it down before I forgot it.

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The long of it? There's a flaming pyramid that's popped out of the ground in Fayetteville, Northern Carolina! You've got a mean king and queen that are puppeteers! You've got dummy mummies that are volunteers! They always obey and they love every single thing the king and queen have to say. Need a loan? How about a kidney stone? Can you hear the mummies moan? The king will screw you just to do you! They are the sort to abort and they all belong to the king's court. There's the Court Jester of Snakes who used an ouroboros to burn down the local pine forest! There's the Aunt of Medusa who will give you quilts of guilt just to smother your whole soul. There's an alien that crashed from drinking out of a well at Roswell? Such incidents in this family tree have even caused the devil to up and flee! That's because there is no morality in this mummified reality. The personalities are so screwed to be tattooed that they had to be secretly profiled from glyphs found in ancient pictures on old craggily cliffs! What can be surmised is that the dummy mummies will plot your imminent demise. And even when morphed into entrepreneurs their intentions are as impure as ancient camel manure. And it's funny how it's all about the money. Over THC infuse gene splicing and dicing we have a war on the moon! We have an obelisk that wants to know if sanity matters. We have the hottest of any ancient goddess that's now a spy who wants to know why before you scream and die! And we even have killer bees and blood on the filthy leaves. It's a story that no one can believe! So please just breathe. And then there are these Blue Thumpers and TV Heads and all of the insights they dare to uselessly shed. And we think they killed the noble clerk that exposed their terrorist phone network! Want more? Is Uncle Abacus still keeping up with the score? We can always ask the sphinx that thinks his armpits don't stink! And the king still thinks it's nuts to fly a ship through a solar prominence. How's that for psychological dominance? And if you get to be as confused as I am you will come to use that damn diagram.