ANNELIES HAPPY and GUINEA PIG WILLI (eBook)

According to her Sammy, nickname guinea pig Willi, lives Lea, nicknamed Anneliese Happy, inmidst of all her cuddly toys under the self-proclaimed king, HD. HD has forgotten what day it was his birthday. That's why he celebrates this day in, day out. If Lea forgets this time, HD speaks of a bottomless mess, even an insult to majesty. Then HD threatens to have her beheaded, but has no hangman to do it. And so it remains an empty threat, because otherwise HD's only people, Lea, would be headless and useless for HD. Lea is surrounded by a flock of sheep which always want to eat meadows and drive through tunnels. The sheep include 'the beautiful Marilyn', a 'cuddly sheep' named Gerlinde, 'Her little thing' and last but not least a 'black sheep' named 'Kamikaze'. Kamikaze is the only one allowed to sit next to Lea on the passenger seat. This is essential, because Lea has an excavator driver's license, but not a tractor driver's license. That's why she always drives straight ahead and avoids curves. Lea actually wants to become an animal keeper later because she loves animals more than anything. To do this, she must be able to read and write perfectly. But she only learns that in school. But school sucks. Only the long break is absolutely cool, where Lea meets her Sammy. Timmy and his buddies are always teasing the little girls, but Lea fights back. So it comes back to solid fights between them again and again. This usually ends up with the headmaster or with the school nurse for further treatment.

I studied 'performative art' in Berlin and later as a guest student in Hildesheim, worked at the municipal theatres in Berlin and Dortmund and in the film business, the last six years in television, and lived in Berlin for a long time.