The ER (eBook)

Introduction

1.Gland Trouble
2.A "Tired" Heart
3.The Dance
4.Stroke
5."I Work for FEMA"
6.Things Are Not Always What They Seem
7.My Arms Tingle
8.I Can't Feel My Face
9.It's Not Always What It Appears
10.In Dire Need of a Procedure
11.An Unbearable Burden
12.The Second Visit
13.Seizure - Can I Smoke?
14."Throwed Off My Horse"
15.Halfway Around the World
16.What Did You Use To Do?
17.The Dancer
18.Common Things are Common
19.Now that's Constipated
20.My Boss Made Me Come
21.Motor Strength "3 over 5"
22.My Back Hurts
23.I Was Just Dancing
24.He Can't See
25.Radiology on the Phone
26.She Works Here
27.I'm Just Aching
28.Headache for Five Years
29.Furniture Stripper
30.I Don't Know What Happened
31.You Got a Good Head of Hair
32.Doc, I Can't Swallow
33.I Can't Move My Legs
34.I Have Swollen Glands
35.My Stomach Hurts
36.Someone Fell Off the Roof
37."Why You Can Kiss My Rusty Ass"
38.Whose in Charge Here?
39.My Legs Are Weak
40.I Have a Rash
41.I Can't Talk
42.Blood Pressure Check
43.Just a Migraine Headache
44.It's Another Chest Pain
45.Swollen Lymph Nodes
46.Not Quite Right
47.My Stomach Hurts
48.I'm just weak with Fever
49.Shoulder Pain
50.Another Motor Vehicle Accident
51.Low Blood Sugar
52.Strep Throat
53.It's Just Another Chest Pain
54.It's Just Gastroenteritis
55.My Blood Counts are Down
56.I Can't Open My Mouth
57.I Have a Headache
58.Right Lower Quadrant Pain
59.Chest Pain
60.I Have a Headache
61.He's Sick
62.They Won't Admit Him
63.Wrist Pain
64.Hip Pain
65.Car Accident
66.Sick - "I have the Flu"
67.Her Stomach Hurts
68.She Had a Seizure
69.My Stomach and Legs are Swollen
70.I Feel Weak
71.He Has Croup Again
72.Motor Vehicle Accident (MVA)
73.Abdominal Pain
74.I Can't Pee
75.I Have a Headache
76.Her Rash Is Getting Worse
77.I Have Been Weak
78.I Think I Had a Stroke
79.I Think I Have a Staph Infection
80.I Passed Out
81.Cough
82.I Can't Eat
83.Weak and Dizzy
84.My Arm Hurts
85.Bit by a Tick
86.My Side Hurts
87.Impetigo
88.My Neck Hurts
89.My Doctor Says I Have a Kidney Stone
90.My Body Hurts
91.Courage
92.Headache
93.I Have Chest Pain
94.He Has a Nosebleed
95.The Sign out
96.My Feet Hurt
97.Chest Pain and Shortness of Breath
98.I've been trying to Lose Weight
99.She's Confused
100.I've Got Double Vision

Conclusion